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Monday, August 29, 2005

Scalia Mega-Post: the Big One (part I. section A. subsection 1.)
My long overdue (Kermit Roosevelt wrote on 8/1/05, [still] "Waiting for your Scalia post ..."), long promised, eagerly anticipated (see the comments, including the good-humored response by "Not Eh Nonymous" about my "undoubtedly irresistible logic") Response to Scalia - unfortunately, not the entire promised Mega-Post, just the first part.

I have lots to say about Scalia, and I'll say it all, soooner or later, but since this topic is currently in the blawgs, let's tackle it now.

Therefore, I present:

Scalia Mega-Post (First Part): Living Constitutionalism

Scalia's always newsworthy, always a Current Events kind of guy; just recently Dahlia Lithwick (link goes to fan page) held a two-headed contest to discuss the "Living Constitution," which isn't Scalia's idea but is one of his favorite topic. To put it mildly, he doesn't favor the concept. Dahlia's article was ably blogged by Prof. B at "Dahlia Punts," which is true. First she posted liberal responses to "Why Scalia's Wrong" about the Living Constitution; then she posted conservative replies explaining why the Living Constitution is a dead letter, and originalism is either triumphant or plain right.

I. What's the question?

"Not Eh Nonymous," as I alluded above, is a skeptic of my skepticism. "He" (I have no idea, but I'm guessing a male) wrote:

Scalia's proposition, it seems to me, is straightforward: The Constitution ought to be interpreted strictly and in accordance with the intention of the original ratifying parties. This is a well-known approach, for example, to contract interpretation. Any other approach invariably leads to the personal preferences of those intrepreting the document in question.

In a nutshell, what is your response to why this approach to intrepreting the Constitution is incorrect?
Excellently put, Not Eh Nonymous. Let's try to answer your question.

In fact, I may have to have a lot of background before I answer it, so let's hide the preamble behind a jump.

II. Some background on Scalia

Before I discuss the arguments for and against, I want to explain how I know where he's coming from, and what he says about the Living Constitution itself.
I think that's enough preamble. Let's seriously address his thesis, as Not Eh Nonymous urged.

Not Eh Nonymous (comment at Aug 24, 2005 3:51:52) challenged me: what's my answer to the argument that the Constitution Ain't Living because it "ought to be interpreted strictly and in accordance with the intentions of the original ratifying parties."

Well, fine question, NEN.

The original ratifying parties being dead, we have a plethora of choices. Well, at least three:

III. Towards a theory of Constitutional interpretation

Whew. Long post. Hope that addresses NEN's question; I'm sure it doesn't answer all of mine. I'll have more to say about Scalia and his view of the Constitution, as well as of his views on
  • Free Exercise and religion (like the Pledge case)

  • minorities


  • hippies


  • federalism


  • criminal defendants


  • abortion


  • "gays" - since Scalia doesn't use the word, he prefers "homosexual" - less respectful, you see
    dissenting and collegiality

and other fun topics as I find time.

Comments will be much appreciated, unless they're flamingly unpleasant, in which case they will be cherished and then consigned to oblivion.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Carnival of the Anonymous
Introducing On Blogging: My mini-carnival of the anonymous bloggers

[update: A hearty welcome to Blawg Review #21 readers directed here by this week's host, My Shingle's Carolyn Elefant. I highly recommend the other links selected this week, particularly the A3G 20 Questions interview by Will Baude, appearing immediately below this post at the Review, and the Diva of the Disgruntled entry immediately preceding it.]

This post belongs not to the existing legal or linguistic or politics categories, but to a category I am now creating: posts On Blogging.

This self-reflective category turns the mirror on the endeavor itself. What does it mean to Blog? What is the blogging community? What does a blogger do, and why, and how? What is your role, as a reader and hopefully commenter on this blog (and possibly blogger yourself)?

This first edition of On Blogging (although other earlier posts will also be put in this category, such as my post below about my Blogroll and my very first post) covers a fairly obvious point:

I'm an Anonymous Blogger. Specifically, I'm the Eh Nonymous Blawger, usually signing myself as Eh N. for short.

There are reasons for this, but before I go off and talk about me, let's talk about It: Anonymous Blogs and Blogging.

Well, I thinks to myself, how about a roundup of what's been said before? Often this kind of post comes about as a blog carnival, with lots of folks people sending in submissions. This here is more of a do-it-yourself carnival:

the Carnival of the Anonymous.

(click to continue)

Future posts in this category will include:

  • Blogging ethics


  • The origin and destination of trolling and flamewars


  • Is there a "blawgosphere"?


  • and reader-requested topics, if any.
As I indicated above, I want to keep adding links to this entry. Anonymous blogs and bloggers not already mentioned: please drop me a line. Got a favorite anonablawger? Leave a comment, and I'll add it to the list.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Mea culpa: a post dedicated to Ted and Walter of Overlawyered
I owe an apology


On the Third Degree
Current events: murder! he wrote

Upon overhearing that 23-year-old rapper Cassidy is now being charged with Third, not First degree murder in a sensational case involving, I gather, multiple injuries, at least one death, many shots being fired by Cassidy's associates, and cries of outrage on both sides...

I felt that now was a good time to post on some of the basics of criminal law.

The definition of Third degree, but first, a totally irrelevant digression

Third degree murder, by way of introduction, has no one defintion, just like First degree murder. For crimes in general, First degree is more serious. (Warning: massive digression ahead! May contain needless musings on the use and meanings of words!)

Back now to our regularly scheduled discussion on murder and crime.

End of digression: on gradations of crime, and deterrence

Many felonies and a number of misdemeanors involve gradations, levels of severity. First degree this versus second-degree (less serious) that. Again, the definitions vary from place to place. The reason for differentiation is that we want people to not commit crime; failing that, we want them to commit the least crime, or the safest crime, possible. So, if you're going to be killing people, we want you to stop at one, or if you must kill more than one, to not kill them in really-really-bad ways. That's why we have First Degree murder, which is not necessarily the same as capital murder, but can be; capital murder just means the death penalty is on the table. Usually a lesser charge than 1st degree cannot be capital, but again it's up to the legislature to make that kind of call.

[note: The Smallest Defender (tSD) takes issue with the above, which I think I largely cribbed from my (wildly interesting, but certainly not universally agreed-with) criminal law professor. tLD argues,

I think I disagree that the gradations of crime are to encourage people to commit the least crime possible. Instead, I would say that in american jurisprudence we have a very strong notion that the punishment should fit the crime as exactly as possible (that is, except for drug possession, where public outcry has run roughshod with sentencing). Thus, gradations for a crime are rubrics that allow for the assessment of the actual act done in order to assess the correct penalty.

Frankly, I don't feel qualified to say which is the "right" interpretation of our sentencing and criminal justice systems, and so I present you with both interpretations in hopes they are interesting or useful. Now, on with my own argument!]

A legislature could choose to be silly, and allow the death penalty for involuntary manslaughter (off-the-cuff definition: by the creation of a substantial and unjustifiable risk of injury or death to another, inadvertently but recklessly causing a death).

Compare involuntary man to voluntary manslaughter, where the act is intentional but the circumstances are slightly more understandable, excusable, or justifiable (depending on your theory of excuse, justification, and dessert). That is, if you come home and discover your beloved cat in the arms of another owner, and fly into a rage, you probably are not justified in killing them or anyone else. But a spouse, and the law tends to accept that you had a real good reason to fly into a rage, and though it was wrong, it was not as wrong as if you had not been

  • actually under the effects of
    a sudden, violent passion, brought on by
    certain adequate provocation.


I intentionally avoided the word "under the influence," which has another meaning in a different context.

So, if you have the death penalty for tax fraud and for jaywalking and for assault and battery and for third degree murder, then the cost-benefit calculus is all wrong. If I commit an unarmed robbery (threatening someone with my big muscles, say) and then flee with the loot, and in the process am chased by police, a "rational" criminal might compare their options. I can submit, and face prison (or death, in my example above), or I can run, risking greater jail time but possibly gaining a chance at escaping the long arm of the law.

Or, to change the hypothetical if I know that by committing armed robbery during which I shot and wounded an innocent bystander I am almost certain to receive a death sentence, I have nothing to lose and _everything_ to gain by killing witnesses, killing police officers, and slaughtering everyone I come across. After all, we don't have punishments more severe than death. Logically, then, punishments as severe as death should be reserved. Not just for deaths; but for extraordinary deaths.

If the armed robber knows that he's up for life in prison (armed robbery, felony assault with a deadly weapon, evading arrest, reckless endangerment, this is such a wide-open issue-spotting exam-type question that most law students could identify possible crimes for half an hour of scribbling without exhausting the possibilities) already, we want him to try to escape carefully, if he must try to escape. No firing wildly at police officers. No running down pregnant women in the street. We want him to drive away slowly.

In any case, Cassidy is up for Third, not First, degree murder. So instead of a likely life in prison sentence, he is probably facing a sentence of 20 to 40 years if convicted and not pardoned.

Summary of the various kinds of homicide

Involuntary manslaughter, as I mentioned above, is a "risk-creation" offense (usually). Voluntary manslaughter, as I also discussed, is an intent crime with a mitigating (not aggravating) factor: high emotional disturbance caused by a "legally adequate provocation" (usually; check your local listings for time and station).

Murder is the intentional unlawful and unjustified killing of another (lets out military service, unless you happen to also commit a wrongful killing there, say of fellow soldiers or officers, or civilians, etc.), and also lets out suicide. Suicide may be a crime (who you prosecute?) but it's not a crime _against another_ unless you are also committing another crime, like insurance fraud). First degree requires premeditation or other aggravating factors on top of an unlawful intentional killing. Second degree is the same without the aggravating factor. Third degree is... well, it depends. Is it an intentional killing under forgiveable circumstances? Is it the same as voluntary manslaughter, but more so? In many jurisdictions, including I believe Pennsylvania, Third Degree Murder is defined along these lines:

"Any murder that is not first- or second-degree murder" which apparently includes or possibly equals "A murder committed in the perpetration of a felony not listed" among certain enumerated ones, chosen by the legislature.

There's also lesser risk-creation crimes, like "negligent homicide," which requires only that the death of another was wrongfully caused by the negligent or unintentionally careless acts of the defendant.

In other news: Third degree (not First degree) in Allegheny; also the Train Wreck case
Scott Werner, 47, of West Deer in Allegheny County, PA, was convicted after more than 12 hours of jury deliberation, of the same crime: Third degree murder. His crime apparently involved a highly personal and highly upsetting set of facts: stabbing his wife to death after a heated argument, taking his then-9 year old daughter to Clarion County, and planning to kill himself. Ugly stuff, but also a fairly good case for third degree murder. Some were disappointed on each side; the defense argued for a manslaughter conviction, and the prosecution wanted a First degree conviction.

First degree involves some aggravating factor over and above intentional murder. If I picked up an object at random on my desk, say a telephone, and suddenly turned to the window and targeted someone down there and threw the telephone intending to kill them, it's probably second degree murder if I do in fact kill them, unless we invent more facts. If I purchase a gun intending to attack someone the same way, I would think it was evidence of premeditation, which is the kind of aggravation which can produce First degree. Other aggravating factors vary by jurisdiction, but may include

  • killing the victim of a kidnapping


  • killing a witness to another crime in order to prevent them from testifying (compare this to "professional fouls" in the rules of soccer; committing a foul in order to avoid a negative result - a goal being scored - is very serious, and should result in ejection from the match), or

    killing a police officer in the line of duty.


At DUIblog, there has been excellent coverage of "vehicular manslaughter" versus "murder by intoxicated driving," which is a bizarre and unjustifiable extension of the law of premeditation and intoxication to turn drunk driving (a bad idea, risky, stupid) into First degree murder (utterly evil, intentional, premeditated). There is also a legally interesting analysis of the infamous train wreck disaster from January, 2005, see Overkill: DUI, Train Wrecks and Murder. Money quote:

A deeply disturbed man, trying to commit suicide, sits in his car on the train tracks and just before the collision panics and jumps out of the car. The offense should be obvious: multiple counts of involuntary manslaughter . (By a great stretch of logic, one could argue 2nd degree murder due to "conscious/willful disregard for the lives of others", although that seems refuted by his mental state and wandering through the carnage afterwards crying out "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry".)

Yesterday, however, he was charged with eleven counts of murder. And the media has been loudly reporting (hoping?) that the D.A.'s office will be seeking the death penalty. Even the staid New York Times reported that the District Attorney, "his voice firm with anger", said that "Because this man was distressed, 11 people are dead from his selfishness" and that he was considering the death penalty.

When did we start executing people because they were distressed or selfish? Or, as in DUI cases, stupid or reckless? Whatever happened to "cold, calculating and premeditated"?

Emphasis mine.

I intend to post in the near future (over the next few months) about white collar crime, conspiracy, hearsay and other evidential problems in litigation generally, and international crimes. Fortunately, White Collar Crime Prof Blog, JuryGeek, and Crime & Federalism are out ahead of me here, and most likely I will be able to collect their posts of interest, add my thoughts, and voila: instant relevance.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

I swear: a Pledge, some Oaths, and no Cursing
I. the Pledge

Today's post comes to you in no small part because of an old post on Volokh.com by Unindicted Co-Conspirator Jacob Levy. He wrote about the Pledge on March 25, 2004, and it's been kicking around in my head ever since.



You may notice I brought up Scalia again, near the end there. Well, he's my bete noire, and simultaneously my touchstone of What's Right; if Scalia agrees with it, I feel a pressing need to think long and hard about why he might be right, and a reasoned explanation for why he might be wrong. He's not always wrong; far from it. Only on some of the big questions.

I promise, I promise, I'll get to the Scalia mega-post shortly. I pledge it'll be done soon.

Saturday, August 13, 2005

On honesty (crossposted as a comment at shellvester diaries)
In response to Interview with Shellvester 2 (in which she said, "they thought of me as too honest and naive to go into" law):

Any lawyer who believes her practice is founded on her willingness and ability to _lie_, as in to make knowingly false statements to the court or to clients or to other lawyers, is going to wind up in one of three situations, if not a combination:

1) sued for malpractice and various other torts
2) disbarred
3) in jail.

Anyone who understands that the ability to hold a bad poker hand, to know that it is a bad poker hand, to know that one's opponent has a better poker hand, and to raise anyway, with a small half smile and a glitter in your eye, is not the same as "lying" (it is bluffing, but playing cards does not involve "truth" in the same way) is also making a mistake. A different mistake.

Honesty is the lawyer's duty. If you are under oath, and you don't answer honestly and non-misleadingly, you're going to go to jail if they can prove it. You weasel, and you could do time.

As a lawyer, we must frequently make averments under penalty of perjury: I have not been convicted of a felony. I am admitted to practice in jurisdiction X, and no ethics complaints have ever been filed against me there. The client was injured. Upon information and belief, this defendant committed perjury and was convicted of it, and that information can and should be used against them at trial. Etc.

Your naivety will be challenged in law school, and possibly beaten out of you in the Real World. Good. Naivety does most of us no good. Now, blooded and bloody-minded and cynical _idealists_ - those are useful.

Honesty is such a lonely word...

Learn how to bluff, how to avoid the direct question, how to avoid revealing your innermost thoughts when it is your duty to conceal them. Forthright refusal to answer can work wonders. "That's nice, but I'm afraid I am under a duty not to disclose my client's bottom line demand at this time, so if you'd like to send us a letter outlining your offer...."

Honesty _matters_ in the practice of law. Not so much for defense counsel and prosecutors. Defense counsel just have to stay out of jail in order to do their job. And prosecutors have immunity; even though some of them are lying cheating SOBs who should be not merely disbarred but _beaten_ for their abuses of discretion and violations of rights, their jobs are safe.

But if you're a repeat player in a field where parties must sometimes work together (Judge: You two WILL not bother my offices with any more discovery disputes, and you WILL work together to solve any future such issues in good faith and with full cooperation and if I hear from either one of you on this matter again, I will immediately hold a hearing for contempt, IS THAT UNDERSTOOD, good.") with trust and openness....

Your word is your bond. Your word is your reputation. Your employability and effectiveness as advocate and representative depends crucially on getting people to take your word. If instead you are a conniving liar, then people will learn this about you, and never trust you again, and tell everyone they know to do the same.

I know who I trust, and I know who can't be trusted. Some folks are on my list, and I'd refer them a case that's up their alley. Others I'd rather give someone a blind referral to the Philadelphia Bar LRIS before sending them to THAT kind of lawyer.

Comment modified for format and intelligibility, and because editing your own words is easy and fun.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

on Niggardly, and other unhappy words
[update: a big hello to Blawg Review readers, and a thank-you to Patent Baristas for including this post.]

In which I consider words which are not euphonious; indeed, they are dysphonious. Do not read on if you are easily upset by mention of (without use of) the N-word, or by linguistic discussions.

First things first:

The (undeniably ugly) word Niggardly has no connection...

I have one final question: given the prejudices society has against the various so-called Four Letter Words [which vary in length from 3 to much more than 8, when you start combining them; see the FCC for more details], can you think of other "harmless" words which can or should be avoided by the thoughtful writer or speaker to avoid giving insult? There's lots of silly puns, of course; virtually every "sophomoric" dirty joke depends on one or more. And my own personal favorite:

In the movie Kinsey (recommended), an interviewee claims (rest hidden to save sensitive souls)

Thursday mega multi-post: Class actions, professionalism, Ken Lay and Sarbox, Blawg Review, Nigerian Scams for law profs
Good morning, sports fans. I've been paralyzed and unable to post- too many different ideas at once. Well, sometimes it's hard to concentrate on creating one separate lengthy post on a single issue. Here then are a number of pending post ideas I've had, separated and subdivided for your convenience.

So, here we go: Class actions, professionalism, Ken Lay, Sarbox, Blawg Review, and last but not least, Nigerian Scams for law profs.

Item number the Primus: Class actions.

George of George's Employment Blawg posted an interesting rant a while back that Class Actions Encourage Greed (Feb. 10, 2005)...


Item number Duo: Professionalism.

Following on with the topic of class actions, we come to the story of a Particularly Bad Day before an Appellate Panel. Sometimes oral arguments go well. Some days, you're the pigeon. Some days, you're the statute. [sic]

The news sources were full of coverage the other day about the Wal-Mart oral argument before the Ninth Circuit on their appeal of the decision by the judge to permit the class to be certified. (L.A. Times, Aug. 9, free registration may be required)

The most exciting part of the argument (I gather) was ...

Item number Treo: Ken Lay and Sarbox

Two important things I became aware of after the round of scandals and stock devaluations and company bankruptcies and manager indictments resulting from the late-90s-early-2000s tech stock bubble:

Kenneth Lay. George W. Bush's friend and campaign donor "Kenny-Boy" Lay was the toast of Houston, until his company (Enron) became a synonym for "fraud" - now Kenny's almost toast himself, although the civil suits are still pending as far as I know and he has thus far escaped indictment on criminal charges. Although Enron itself went through a massive (but not the largest; others have followed in its ignominious footsteps) bankruptcy in late 2001, it was its accounting firm Arthur Andersen which was criminally indicted, and eventually the resulting conviction was overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court based on the jury instructions, which I discussed in passing here. Ken Lay is popularly thought to be a sort of Pinochet, an Evil Man who has Escaped Prosecution because he has Powerful Friends, which may be unjust as to his character, as I'll discuss below.

Sarbanes-Oxley, known as Sarbox, or even SOx. The S-O Act was a "response," in the sense that the Spanish-American War was a "response" to the explosion of the Maine: it followed chronologically after, and was justified on the specious theory that one had to do with the other. In fact, Sarbanes-Oxley tightens up many areas of corporate governance and requires strict reporting and verification by CFOs and CEOs - but not necessarily in ways that would have prevented the Enron and Worldcom fiascoes.

Treo the first: Ken Lay


Treo the second: Sarbox.

Professor Bainbridge (who accused various folks of "shooting from the hip" in their quick responses to the Disney case, an accusation which Larry Ribstein (see Treo the First, above) denies here) weighs in on the Sarbox "debate" (which seems to consist mainly of SOx-bashing by professional managers and by interested law or economics professors).

In Bartlett on Sox, Prof. B points out an interesting piece by Bruce Bartlett at Real Clear Politics, which accuses SOx of "holding back the market"...


Item number the Quattro: Blawg Review.



Item number the last: Nigerian Scams for Prawfs.

A Prawf is of course a law prof, by analogy with blawg = law blog. See prawfsblawg for more on that. :)

A hilarious post on Congomerate (theconglomerate.org) involves an enterprising person,

As always, I can promise certain things about the future:


  • the Scalia megapost is still in the works! Projected completion date: when it's done.


  • I've got other posts in the works, on Oaths [update: it's now available] and on Gay Marriage, although the first is more fleshed-out than the second.


  • I will be posting in the future about Class Actions (I haven't squeezed that stone dry yet), about Linguistics (much more coming here; in fact, one post on the ugly word Niggardly might be up soon), and about Other Things. As always, remind me if I haven't come through with a promised post, and I'll get back on it.


  • Finally, I will shortly lay out the actual purpose of this blawg, what my project is, and why you should care. Right now this thing is fairly undirected, and you may not be able to see what I'm getting at. There is rhyme to the unreason.



As always, my former blawg can be found at Unused & Probably Unusable (mark one) and its index is also available.

Related Posts (on one page):

  1. Mea culpa: a post dedicated to Ted and Walter of Overlawyered
  2. Thursday mega multi-post: Class actions, professionalism, Ken Lay and Sarbox, Blawg Review, Nigerian Scams for law profs
  3. Class actions: why certification makes or breaks a case
  4. Two great Overlawyered posts - Stupid Lawyer Tricks, and Class Action Auctions
Thursday mega multi-post: Class actions, professionalism, Ken Lay and Sarbox, Blawg Review, Nigerian Scams for law profs
Good morning, sports fans. I've been paralyzed and unable to post- too many different ideas at once. Well, sometimes it's hard to concentrate on creating one separate lengthy post on a single issue. Here then are a number of pending post ideas I've had, separated and subdivided for your convenience.

So, here we go: Class actions, professionalism, Ken Lay, Sarbox, Blawg Review, and last but not least, Nigerian Scams for law profs.

Item number the Primus: Class actions.

George of George's Employment Blawg posted an interesting rant a while back that Class Actions Encourage Greed (Feb. 10, 2005)...


Item number Duo: Professionalism.

Following on with the topic of class actions, we come to the story of a Particularly Bad Day before an Appellate Panel. Sometimes oral arguments go well. Some days, you're the pigeon. Some days, you're the statute. [sic]

The news sources were full of coverage the other day about the Wal-Mart oral argument before the Ninth Circuit on their appeal of the decision by the judge to permit the class to be certified. (L.A. Times, Aug. 9, free registration may be required)

The most exciting part of the argument (I gather) was ...

Item number Treo: Ken Lay and Sarbox

Two important things I became aware of after the round of scandals and stock devaluations and company bankruptcies and manager indictments resulting from the late-90s-early-2000s tech stock bubble:

Kenneth Lay. George W. Bush's friend and campaign donor "Kenny-Boy" Lay was the toast of Houston, until his company (Enron) became a synonym for "fraud" - now Kenny's almost toast himself, although the civil suits are still pending as far as I know and he has thus far escaped indictment on criminal charges. Although Enron itself went through a massive (but not the largest; others have followed in its ignominious footsteps) bankruptcy in late 2001, it was its accounting firm Arthur Andersen which was criminally indicted, and eventually the resulting conviction was overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court based on the jury instructions, which I discussed in passing here. Ken Lay is popularly thought to be a sort of Pinochet, an Evil Man who has Escaped Prosecution because he has Powerful Friends, which may be unjust as to his character, as I'll discuss below.

Sarbanes-Oxley, known as Sarbox, or even SOx. The S-O Act was a "response," in the sense that the Spanish-American War was a "response" to the explosion of the Maine: it followed chronologically after, and was justified on the specious theory that one had to do with the other. In fact, Sarbanes-Oxley tightens up many areas of corporate governance and requires strict reporting and verification by CFOs and CEOs - but not necessarily in ways that would have prevented the Enron and Worldcom fiascoes.

Treo the first: Ken Lay


Treo the second: Sarbox.

Professor Bainbridge (who accused various folks of "shooting from the hip" in their quick responses to the Disney case, an accusation which Larry Ribstein (see Treo the First, above) denies here) weighs in on the Sarbox "debate" (which seems to consist mainly of SOx-bashing by professional managers and by interested law or economics professors).

In Bartlett on Sox, Prof. B points out an interesting piece by Bruce Bartlett at Real Clear Politics, which accuses SOx of "holding back the market"...


Item number the Quattro: Blawg Review.



Item number the last: Nigerian Scams for Prawfs.

A Prawf is of course a law prof, by analogy with blawg = law blog. See prawfsblawg for more on that. :)

A hilarious post on Congomerate (theconglomerate.org) involves an enterprising person,

As always, I can promise certain things about the future:


  • the Scalia megapost is still in the works! Projected completion date: when it's done.


  • I've got other posts in the works, on Oaths [update: it's now available] and on Gay Marriage, although the first is more fleshed-out than the second.


  • I will be posting in the future about Class Actions (I haven't squeezed that stone dry yet), about Linguistics (much more coming here; in fact, one post on the ugly word Niggardly might be up soon), and about Other Things. As always, remind me if I haven't come through with a promised post, and I'll get back on it.


  • Finally, I will shortly lay out the actual purpose of this blawg, what my project is, and why you should care. Right now this thing is fairly undirected, and you may not be able to see what I'm getting at. There is rhyme to the unreason.



As always, my former blawg can be found at Unused & Probably Unusable (mark one) and its index is also available.

Related Posts (on one page):

  1. Mea culpa: a post dedicated to Ted and Walter of Overlawyered
  2. Thursday mega multi-post: Class actions, professionalism, Ken Lay and Sarbox, Blawg Review, Nigerian Scams for law profs
  3. Class actions: why certification makes or breaks a case
  4. Two great Overlawyered posts - Stupid Lawyer Tricks, and Class Action Auctions

Friday, August 5, 2005

Class actions: why certification makes or breaks a case
Another great Class action article (HT: Howard again) (aside: HT is the abbreviation, commonly used by bloggers, to say Hat Tip, meaning a Tip of the Hat or casual salute to, another blogger or journalist for pointing out the relevant source.)

Wal-Mart's Bid to Void Suit Calls It Too Big (L.A. Times; free subscription may be required) mentions that the certification decision is the "crucial moment" for a class action, particularly for mass discrimination cases like Wal-Mart. UCLA Law Prof and labor law expert Katherine Stone is quoted:

"If the class is certified, the defendants will usually settle," she said. But if the plaintiffs' petition for a class action is rejected, it becomes too expensive for plaintiffs' lawyers to pursue their cases individually and they will "usually fold," Stone said.

Part I: In which I explain the significance of certification

Why is Stone's comment accurate? It's because the certification of a class gives plaintiff's lawyers a much bigger stick to wield against defendants. Insurance companies who want to continue fighting until certification is finally decided have a good point: a pre-certified class is only a potential threat. A certified class, on the other hand, has made it past a judicial hurdle - one required by statute. It has shown that it meets certain requirements (see Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 23, or your local equivalent), in the eyes of the judge:
(click below to continue)



Part II: A discursive and general discussion of abstractions

[This part starts in but diverges from the class action context, and discusses something more in the nature of Conflicts of Law and the nature of Interesting Questions. It could be its own post, but it comes out of the prior discussion and so I'll leave it here, in its own section.]



As I always say, I'll have more about class actions in future posts.

[update: Thanks again to Patent Baristas for including this post in Blawg Review #19. I'm not entirely clear on what "Cooked" means, but it's apparently good. Yes, this is a linguistically inclined blawg, and I am glad that this post was interesting to someone.

I have some more thoughts on Wal-mart, and why its arguments may in fact have been meritorious (not that I necessarily want to see them win or lose, I'm just talking about rightness and wrongness). I'll get to them at some point. Short summary: if a class action is certified that necessarily involves a choice of law analysis between an excess of 50 jurisdictions; in which forum and jurisdiction are not necessarily correct; in which multiple (or even incompatible?) legal theories are being asserted; and against which no defense is possible, certification in a bet-the-company case does begin to look like a raw deal. However, unlike the classic cases (see In re Agent Orange Product Liability Litigation before Judge Weinstein) what's being asserted against Wal-mart is: >a factually diverse set of claims regarding a
uniformly applicable body of law. In an air crash or an agent orange exposure case, it's not just about proving you were injured; there's also the question, under what tort law (including law of privileges) does the case proceed? In a Title VII claim, especially with allegations of nationwide business practices (uniformly, from the top-down, allowing or failing to detect and halt sex-based discrimination), there's one law: Federal statutory law. But I'll have more to say later, as and if the case proceeds.]
Class actions: why certification makes or breaks a case
Another great Class action article (HT: Howard again) (aside: HT is the abbreviation, commonly used by bloggers, to say Hat Tip, meaning a Tip of the Hat or casual salute to, another blogger or journalist for pointing out the relevant source.)

Wal-Mart's Bid to Void Suit Calls It Too Big (L.A. Times; free subscription may be required) mentions that the certification decision is the "crucial moment" for a class action, particularly for mass discrimination cases like Wal-Mart. UCLA Law Prof and labor law expert Katherine Stone is quoted:

"If the class is certified, the defendants will usually settle," she said. But if the plaintiffs' petition for a class action is rejected, it becomes too expensive for plaintiffs' lawyers to pursue their cases individually and they will "usually fold," Stone said.

Part I: In which I explain the significance of certification

Why is Stone's comment accurate? It's because the certification of a class gives plaintiff's lawyers a much bigger stick to wield against defendants. Insurance companies who want to continue fighting until certification is finally decided have a good point: a pre-certified class is only a potential threat. A certified class, on the other hand, has made it past a judicial hurdle - one required by statute. It has shown that it meets certain requirements (see Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 23, or your local equivalent), in the eyes of the judge:
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Part II: A discursive and general discussion of abstractions

[This part starts in but diverges from the class action context, and discusses something more in the nature of Conflicts of Law and the nature of Interesting Questions. It could be its own post, but it comes out of the prior discussion and so I'll leave it here, in its own section.]



As I always say, I'll have more about class actions in future posts.

[update: Thanks again to Patent Baristas for including this post in Blawg Review #19. I'm not entirely clear on what "Cooked" means, but it's apparently good. Yes, this is a linguistically inclined blawg, and I am glad that this post was interesting to someone.

I have some more thoughts on Wal-mart, and why its arguments may in fact have been meritorious (not that I necessarily want to see them win or lose, I'm just talking about rightness and wrongness). I'll get to them at some point. Short summary: if a class action is certified that necessarily involves a choice of law analysis between an excess of 50 jurisdictions; in which forum and jurisdiction are not necessarily correct; in which multiple (or even incompatible?) legal theories are being asserted; and against which no defense is possible, certification in a bet-the-company case does begin to look like a raw deal. However, unlike the classic cases (see In re Agent Orange Product Liability Litigation before Judge Weinstein) what's being asserted against Wal-mart is: >a factually diverse set of claims regarding a
uniformly applicable body of law. In an air crash or an agent orange exposure case, it's not just about proving you were injured; there's also the question, under what tort law (including law of privileges) does the case proceed? In a Title VII claim, especially with allegations of nationwide business practices (uniformly, from the top-down, allowing or failing to detect and halt sex-based discrimination), there's one law: Federal statutory law. But I'll have more to say later, as and if the case proceeds.]
Two great Overlawyered posts - Stupid Lawyer Tricks, and Class Action Auctions
Proving once again how useful and relevant the site can be, Overlawyered provides two things of note.

The simpler post is the August 3rd posting Some don'ts for lawyers - or what I like to refer to as "Stupid Lawyer Tricks" - things to do if you'd like to be disbarred. Lying to your client about certain kinds of things; perpetrating frauds on the court. Stupid things. These are what we call cautionary tales.

The more interesting (to me) post is dated August 2nd and is titled Class actions: the "Reverse Auction". It refers to Justin Scheck's article on law.com "Reverse Auctions Lack Class," (Jul. 20), so in a way, yes, I'm bringing you very old news.

The danger posed by the reverse auction (to select class counsel) to the integrity of the class action system is that by picking and choosing among plaintiffs, defendants can select the weakest claims against them, and use that weaker opposition to achieve a cheaper settlement. This implicates the plaintiff's duty to the prospective class to achieve the maximum recovery possible.

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Two great Overlawyered posts - Stupid Lawyer Tricks, and Class Action Auctions
Proving once again how useful and relevant the site can be, Overlawyered provides two things of note.

The simpler post is the August 3rd posting Some don'ts for lawyers - or what I like to refer to as "Stupid Lawyer Tricks" - things to do if you'd like to be disbarred. Lying to your client about certain kinds of things; perpetrating frauds on the court. Stupid things. These are what we call cautionary tales.

The more interesting (to me) post is dated August 2nd and is titled Class actions: the "Reverse Auction". It refers to Justin Scheck's article on law.com "Reverse Auctions Lack Class," (Jul. 20), so in a way, yes, I'm bringing you very old news.

The danger posed by the reverse auction (to select class counsel) to the integrity of the class action system is that by picking and choosing among plaintiffs, defendants can select the weakest claims against them, and use that weaker opposition to achieve a cheaper settlement. This implicates the plaintiff's duty to the prospective class to achieve the maximum recovery possible.

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Thursday, August 4, 2005

We have a winner - Me!
According to the always invaluable and in this case downright magnificent Howard Bashman, a "reader from Philadelphia who chooses to remain anonymous" submitted the winning entry in his hilarious "identify the most dumb-ass question that could possibly be asked of U.S. Supreme Court nominee John G. Roberts, Jr. at his upcoming confirmation hearings" contest.

It's me! It's me! I'm the one who "chooses to remain anonymous" - but I never thought I would win! I'd have given my name as Eh Nonymous, but I didn't think I'd even be an honorable mention.
[added: Entirely Anonymous No More is Howard's update. It's true; I'm Not Entirely Anonymous, but Eh (pronounced like the letter "A") Nonymous. Thanks again, Howard.]

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Tuesday, August 2, 2005

Uh-oh: pornography and prostitution in NY
Catchy title, but I mean it this time. Thanks to a link from Howard Bashman's invaluable How Appealing (which, now that I come to think of it, regularly has current news on Bobblehead Justices, Sex toy legal wrangling, Strip clubs, Same sex marriage, Solomon DOJ litigation [for obvious reasons; he's representing an amicus in one of the cases over the constitutionality of the law], and Dumb lawyer tricks. Thanks, Howard, for being such a good source for this kind of story.)...

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Monday, August 1, 2005

So Novak's talking: thoughts on the Plame mess
The Man who Started it All (aside from possibly Karl Rove, or maybe Libby), Robert Novak (who, 8 days after the publication of former Ambassador Wilson's flaming op-ed piece criticizing Bush's rationalization for war, came out with the first public report that Wilson's wife, Valerie Plame, was a CIA employee)...