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Worst case ever: What's your Seminal case?
Inspired (and how) by a post up at Crime & Federalism, which is at http://federalism.typepad.com if you can't just follow my blogroll link, I wanted to write about the Cases that Get You.

Everyone hears about a case sometime or other. Even if you've never cared a whit about the law, something has reached up and grabbed you by the throat (or heart, or mind) and shaken you. "My Lord, they don't really believe that's the right decision," you think. Or, "Wow... I'm so amazed that the Justices actually came out and got that one right, and in such stirring language, too."

Those of who have gone (will go, are in) law school tend to have a few of these. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

Let's leave aside the Good for now, and talk about Bad and Ugly. The wrong decisions, the poor reasoning.


Posted by Eh Nonymous on Sunday July 31, 2005 at 1:09pm
Adam (mail) (www):
God help me, I wished as soon as I read the case that McCleskey v Kemp could have been decided the other way, to open up disparate impact claims across the law.
8.1.2005 2:59pm
Eh Nonymous (mail) (www):
Indeed. "Apparent disparities in sentencing are an inevitable part of our criminal justice system." And, inevitably, it would tick people off if the judiciary stepped so far into the realm of the executive as to...

- find police officers in contempt for arresting black but not white suspects for the same acts
- find district attorneys in contempt for failing to pursue indictments and convictions against rich or white or otherwise powerful defendants
- find legislatures in contempt for blatant racism.

After all, that seems like it goes beyond the mere infringement of the separation of powers, and right on into judicial oligarchy. Yes, we have outrageous conduct by the immunized and absolutely privileged actors in the Crim. Justice system, but Ours Not To Question Why.

But, so help me, there's something pathetic about the abdication of responsibility in a decision like this. Yes, judges can't go out and enforce their own decisions. But how much worse is racism when it has the imprimatur of Law upon it?

"Yes, we arrest blacks but not whites for the same conduct; bring charges against them at a different rate; convict them on the same facts at a differential rate; put them to death once convicted at differential rates based _solely on their ability to pay lawyers to throw wrenches into the grinding machinery of death_ - but it's not a problem. After all, it's just a disparate _impact_." says the hypothetical apologist in my head.

Well chosen, Adam. Also, I like your group blog.
8.1.2005 3:36pm
Lawgirl (mail) (www):
One word: Korematsu
8.8.2005 11:56am
SimonD (mail):
These aren't the worst cases that the court has ever decided, but Slughterhouse Cases, Lochner v. New York and Griswold v. Connecticut stand out to me as being shockingly bad decisions. I first came across Griswold while studying Justice Black, and I join fully with the Griswold dissents.

I also think Kelo has achieved the rare distinction of descent into instant infamy, despised by liberals and conservatives alike and disowned by its author.
8.31.2005 4:30pm
Eh Nonymous (mail) (www):
The Slaughterhouse Cases read the Privileges &Immunities Cases right out of existence; Lochner was about the Bakers and the hours they worked, and it's really a touchstone for a lot of other things. (Shell, if you're reading, don't worry; you'll get to both cases in Con Law.)

Griswold, in contrast, really matters, even today.

The Supreme Court, as I read that case, took seriously the 9th Amendment, and read in the language of the other Amendments a right to be free from certain infringements of marital privacy. It was an odd case, in 1965, but imagine what a wonderful world we'd live in if it had come out the other way!

There could be no federal restrictions (this is intrastate and arguably not commerce, and no other federal area of power is implicated) on a state's right to:

- prohibit married couples from using contraception
- criminalizing the sale and use of same
- jailing those who attempted to use, sell or even give information about them.

Now, I don't know if that looks insane to you, but it does to me. The federalism question is real; the interest before which it falls is ultimate. What's more important to a struggling family than being able to choose whether or not to be forced to have more children? Maybe Catholics and Mormons and some other anti-contraception folks liked the state law at issue; obviously it had enough support from various bigots, idiots, morons, prigs, and jerks persons with whom I would disagree vociferously to be passed into law.

But it's a bad law, a very bad law. It should be unconstitutional to limit that particular freedom. Why? Because of a basic theory of what government is: a regulation of public harms, public acts, and public matters. What's so public about regulating contraception? The public morals? Prudery? Hatred of sex? Hatred of women, or the poor?

As always, class rears its ugly head. The rich could get contraception anyway, and could afford good lawyers just in case. Plus, they could always just use abortion if it failed. In contrast, the poor could not afford lawyers, and pet legislators. For them, another mouth to feed could be the last straw; it might result in the deaths of the adults in the family.

So, to respond, no, I don't think Griswold is one of _my_ worst cases. I will, of course, defer to your taste if you feel it is one of yours. I think the hateful Plessy and Dred Scott decisions are up there- but I would note that Dred Scott was a brilliantly reasoned decision which was flawed only because it assumed the conclusion: that Dred Scott was not a citizen, had no standing, and therefore had no enforceable rights. Which makes it, yes, hateful, but the work Taney did in setting up an intellectual framework for protection of the individual was quite nice.

Which is as good as saying, Hitler was a monster and a mass murderer and a psychopath, but he had good taste in shoes. Lovely, but quite beside the point.

Griswold is also, as most lawyers and law students will know, a critical precursor case to Roe v. Wade, which I have promised to blog briefly about and have not yet, as of 8/31/05.
8.31.2005 4:44pm

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