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Thursday mega multi-post: Class actions, professionalism, Ken Lay and Sarbox, Blawg Review, Nigerian Scams for law profs
Good morning, sports fans. I've been paralyzed and unable to post- too many different ideas at once. Well, sometimes it's hard to concentrate on creating one separate lengthy post on a single issue. Here then are a number of pending post ideas I've had, separated and subdivided for your convenience.

So, here we go: Class actions, professionalism, Ken Lay, Sarbox, Blawg Review, and last but not least, Nigerian Scams for law profs.

Item number the Primus: Class actions.

George of George's Employment Blawg posted an interesting rant a while back that Class Actions Encourage Greed (Feb. 10, 2005)...


Item number Duo: Professionalism.

Following on with the topic of class actions, we come to the story of a Particularly Bad Day before an Appellate Panel. Sometimes oral arguments go well. Some days, you're the pigeon. Some days, you're the statute. [sic]

The news sources were full of coverage the other day about the Wal-Mart oral argument before the Ninth Circuit on their appeal of the decision by the judge to permit the class to be certified. (L.A. Times, Aug. 9, free registration may be required)

The most exciting part of the argument (I gather) was ...

Item number Treo: Ken Lay and Sarbox

Two important things I became aware of after the round of scandals and stock devaluations and company bankruptcies and manager indictments resulting from the late-90s-early-2000s tech stock bubble:

Kenneth Lay. George W. Bush's friend and campaign donor "Kenny-Boy" Lay was the toast of Houston, until his company (Enron) became a synonym for "fraud" - now Kenny's almost toast himself, although the civil suits are still pending as far as I know and he has thus far escaped indictment on criminal charges. Although Enron itself went through a massive (but not the largest; others have followed in its ignominious footsteps) bankruptcy in late 2001, it was its accounting firm Arthur Andersen which was criminally indicted, and eventually the resulting conviction was overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court based on the jury instructions, which I discussed in passing here. Ken Lay is popularly thought to be a sort of Pinochet, an Evil Man who has Escaped Prosecution because he has Powerful Friends, which may be unjust as to his character, as I'll discuss below.

Sarbanes-Oxley, known as Sarbox, or even SOx. The S-O Act was a "response," in the sense that the Spanish-American War was a "response" to the explosion of the Maine: it followed chronologically after, and was justified on the specious theory that one had to do with the other. In fact, Sarbanes-Oxley tightens up many areas of corporate governance and requires strict reporting and verification by CFOs and CEOs - but not necessarily in ways that would have prevented the Enron and Worldcom fiascoes.

Treo the first: Ken Lay


Treo the second: Sarbox.

Professor Bainbridge (who accused various folks of "shooting from the hip" in their quick responses to the Disney case, an accusation which Larry Ribstein (see Treo the First, above) denies here) weighs in on the Sarbox "debate" (which seems to consist mainly of SOx-bashing by professional managers and by interested law or economics professors).

In Bartlett on Sox, Prof. B points out an interesting piece by Bruce Bartlett at Real Clear Politics, which accuses SOx of "holding back the market"...


Item number the Quattro: Blawg Review.



Item number the last: Nigerian Scams for Prawfs.

A Prawf is of course a law prof, by analogy with blawg = law blog. See prawfsblawg for more on that. :)

A hilarious post on Congomerate (theconglomerate.org) involves an enterprising person,

As always, I can promise certain things about the future:


  • the Scalia megapost is still in the works! Projected completion date: when it's done.


  • I've got other posts in the works, on Oaths [update: it's now available] and on Gay Marriage, although the first is more fleshed-out than the second.


  • I will be posting in the future about Class Actions (I haven't squeezed that stone dry yet), about Linguistics (much more coming here; in fact, one post on the ugly word Niggardly might be up soon), and about Other Things. As always, remind me if I haven't come through with a promised post, and I'll get back on it.


  • Finally, I will shortly lay out the actual purpose of this blawg, what my project is, and why you should care. Right now this thing is fairly undirected, and you may not be able to see what I'm getting at. There is rhyme to the unreason.



As always, my former blawg can be found at Unused & Probably Unusable (mark one) and its index is also available.

Related Posts (on one page):

  1. Mea culpa: a post dedicated to Ted and Walter of Overlawyered
  2. Thursday mega multi-post: Class actions, professionalism, Ken Lay and Sarbox, Blawg Review, Nigerian Scams for law profs
  3. Class actions: why certification makes or breaks a case
  4. Two great Overlawyered posts - Stupid Lawyer Tricks, and Class Action Auctions
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