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I swear: a Pledge, some Oaths, and no Cursing
I. the Pledge

Today's post comes to you in no small part because of an old post on Volokh.com by Unindicted Co-Conspirator Jacob Levy. He wrote about the Pledge on March 25, 2004, and it's been kicking around in my head ever since.



You may notice I brought up Scalia again, near the end there. Well, he's my bete noire, and simultaneously my touchstone of What's Right; if Scalia agrees with it, I feel a pressing need to think long and hard about why he might be right, and a reasoned explanation for why he might be wrong. He's not always wrong; far from it. Only on some of the big questions.

I promise, I promise, I'll get to the Scalia mega-post shortly. I pledge it'll be done soon.
Posted by Eh Nonymous on Tuesday August 16, 2005 at 9:13am
H (mail):
I thought "demean" was a typo and was going to ask you about it but see that I was mistaken. Demean: "to conduct or behave (oneself) usually in a proper manner." Way to be esoteric.


There's a lot to be said for having an extraordinarily nuanced handle on the english language, but it seems to me that (a) point of any pledge is to make one's intent to do something (perhaps soemthing vague) clear. Purposely esoteric (one definition: "requiring or exhibiting knowledge that is restricted to a small group") use of a word that has a well-established colloquial meaning seems counterproductive. (Not that any of this matters b/c you are only communicating with a "small group.")
8.16.2005 4:57pm
Eh Nonymous (mail) (www):
Demean struck me as strange, too, but on the fly I translated in my head ("demean" — must mean what "demeanor" means) and kept on going with a straight face.

Extraordinary nuance is traditionally available only from words with fine gradations of meaning, used with care. But words are slippery, words are unfamiliar, and an advocate risks losing their audience if said audience is forever looking up abstruse and grandiloquent verbiage, or even the odd hippopotomonstrosquipedalian run-on. I recommend Bruce Selya's opinions, out of the First Circuit (Maine, etc.) if you like long, long, long words (accurately used). See for example his 20 questions interview.

Bruce said,

I am unapologetic about my word choices. Words are merely vehicles for conveying messages. There is no point in putting certain words off limits: if a word fits the need — if it conveys the message — I will use it. If it does not fit, I won't submit. I may be incurably lexiphanic — but lexiphanicism for its own sake is not my style.

In contrast, your humble host is a lexophile and is unashamed, as opposed to a lexiphant, someone whose speech or writing "us[es], or [is] interlarded with, pretentious words; bombastic."

I don't know why he used that word; it seems like kind of an insult.

Also, I like casual speech: Hopefully, I ain't gonna grow out of it. I really dig the line "Ain't no cat can't get in no coop" - see this Language Log post and also Language Miniatures 15: African-American vernacular.
8.16.2005 5:07pm
Eh Nonymous (mail) (www):
Amusing: from Al Kamen's In the Loop:

Just yesterday, on this very page, Christopher B. Burnham , a GOP loyalist and fundraiser and new undersecretary for management at the United Nations, opined that, despite his new job, his "primary loyalty is to the United States of America."

Ay! Ay! Ay! By noon, a U.N. spokeswoman was out with a "clarification on his behalf," saying that he took an oath of loyalty to the United Nations and "understands that his professional obligation is to the United Nations and the Secretary-General."

The oath he took says, "I solemnly declare and promise . . . to [work] with the interests of the United Nations only in view, and not to seek or accept instructions . . . from any government or other source."


Someone may have accidentally suggested he was violating his oath. Oops. :)
8.17.2005 5:57pm
Anonymous:
I learned the scout oath - as a list -- A scout is T, L, H, F C KOCTBCR, without any of the useful explication in the above version.

I took the Civil Air Patrol Cadet Oath (I think): "I pledge to serve faithfully in the Civil Air Patrol Cadet Program and that I will attend meetings regularly, participate actively in unit activities, obey my officers, wear my uniform properly, and advance my education and training rapidly to prepare myself to be of service to my community, state, and nation." Scroll down or search for the phrase "cadet oath."

I took the oath of enlistment in the Air Force. It has evolved over the centuries.

That was pretty similar to the oath administered when new foreign service officers are sworn into the service of the United States.

I never had to take it, but presumably I had ancestors who did - and most of those who are reading this, too, probably -- the oath of naturalization. It's pretty heavy.
8.18.2005 5:36pm
Eh Nonymous (mail) (www):
Wow, thanks for a well-sourced and interesting comment.

It sounds like you've spent half your life uttering oaths. Sorry, that came out snarky. Let's try that again:

It sounds as if you have served in a number of organizations and with various services that have high dramatic and lofty statements of individual and joint purpose. Thanks again for contributing.
8.18.2005 5:38pm
Anonymous # 4:
There are a number of reasons schoolchildren recite the Pledge, but there's one that you may have missed.

The people who decide to have children recite the Pledge of Allegiance do not do so to "trap" the children into binding oaths. As you pointed out, no penalty for a child violating such an oath could be enforced, because they lack capacity.

Instead, I would argue that the main reason we recite the oath at school is, not surprisingly given the context, educational. In early grades, it is likely the only official instruction many kids will receive on civics--a sadly neglected topic that commonly gets absorbed into the amorpheous social studies curriculum.

In fact, the Pledge is strangely deep. Reciting the Pledge of Allegiance does not commit me to the government of the day, nor to a particular aspect of a just government.

First we pledge allegiance to an ideal embodied by the Flag. What is that ideal? That out of many, we may become one people. That if there is a God, the state must be under it (that state and God are separate, not merged.) And that the purposes of that state include Liberty and Justice for all. (As an aside, the ABA Motto: "Defending Liberty, Pursuing Justice".)

And then we pledge allegiance to the Republic, for which the Flag is a symbol. The Republic is an imperfect manifestation of the ideal.

America is a weird and wonderful place. Instead of indoctrinating our kids to be loyal and obey the United States of America (My Country, Right or Wrong!), we indoctrinate them to owe their first fealty to an ideal, and then secondarily to the Republic as an approximation of the ideal.
8.20.2005 8:08pm

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