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Unused and Probably Unusable

-- a linguistically inclined blawg

Two great Overlawyered posts - Stupid Lawyer Tricks, and Class Action Auctions
Proving once again how useful and relevant the site can be, Overlawyered provides two things of note.

The simpler post is the August 3rd posting Some don'ts for lawyers - or what I like to refer to as "Stupid Lawyer Tricks" - things to do if you'd like to be disbarred. Lying to your client about certain kinds of things; perpetrating frauds on the court. Stupid things. These are what we call cautionary tales.

The more interesting (to me) post is dated August 2nd and is titled Class actions: the "Reverse Auction". It refers to Justin Scheck's article on law.com "Reverse Auctions Lack Class," (Jul. 20), so in a way, yes, I'm bringing you very old news.

The danger posed by the reverse auction (to select class counsel) to the integrity of the class action system is that by picking and choosing among plaintiffs, defendants can select the weakest claims against them, and use that weaker opposition to achieve a cheaper settlement. This implicates the plaintiff's duty to the prospective class to achieve the maximum recovery possible.

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Class actions: why certification makes or breaks a case
Another great Class action article (HT: Howard again) (aside: HT is the abbreviation, commonly used by bloggers, to say Hat Tip, meaning a Tip of the Hat or casual salute to, another blogger or journalist for pointing out the relevant source.)

Wal-Mart's Bid to Void Suit Calls It Too Big (L.A. Times; free subscription may be required) mentions that the certification decision is the "crucial moment" for a class action, particularly for mass discrimination cases like Wal-Mart. UCLA Law Prof and labor law expert Katherine Stone is quoted:

"If the class is certified, the defendants will usually settle," she said. But if the plaintiffs' petition for a class action is rejected, it becomes too expensive for plaintiffs' lawyers to pursue their cases individually and they will "usually fold," Stone said.

Part I: In which I explain the significance of certification

Why is Stone's comment accurate? It's because the certification of a class gives plaintiff's lawyers a much bigger stick to wield against defendants. Insurance companies who want to continue fighting until certification is finally decided have a good point: a pre-certified class is only a potential threat. A certified class, on the other hand, has made it past a judicial hurdle - one required by statute. It has shown that it meets certain requirements (see Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 23, or your local equivalent), in the eyes of the judge:
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Part II: A discursive and general discussion of abstractions

[This part starts in but diverges from the class action context, and discusses something more in the nature of Conflicts of Law and the nature of Interesting Questions. It could be its own post, but it comes out of the prior discussion and so I'll leave it here, in its own section.]



As I always say, I'll have more about class actions in future posts.

[update: Thanks again to Patent Baristas for including this post in Blawg Review #19. I'm not entirely clear on what "Cooked" means, but it's apparently good. Yes, this is a linguistically inclined blawg, and I am glad that this post was interesting to someone.

I have some more thoughts on Wal-mart, and why its arguments may in fact have been meritorious (not that I necessarily want to see them win or lose, I'm just talking about rightness and wrongness). I'll get to them at some point. Short summary: if a class action is certified that necessarily involves a choice of law analysis between an excess of 50 jurisdictions; in which forum and jurisdiction are not necessarily correct; in which multiple (or even incompatible?) legal theories are being asserted; and against which no defense is possible, certification in a bet-the-company case does begin to look like a raw deal. However, unlike the classic cases (see In re Agent Orange Product Liability Litigation before Judge Weinstein) what's being asserted against Wal-mart is: >a factually diverse set of claims regarding a
uniformly applicable body of law. In an air crash or an agent orange exposure case, it's not just about proving you were injured; there's also the question, under what tort law (including law of privileges) does the case proceed? In a Title VII claim, especially with allegations of nationwide business practices (uniformly, from the top-down, allowing or failing to detect and halt sex-based discrimination), there's one law: Federal statutory law. But I'll have more to say later, as and if the case proceeds.]
Thursday mega multi-post: Class actions, professionalism, Ken Lay and Sarbox, Blawg Review, Nigerian Scams for law profs
Good morning, sports fans. I've been paralyzed and unable to post- too many different ideas at once. Well, sometimes it's hard to concentrate on creating one separate lengthy post on a single issue. Here then are a number of pending post ideas I've had, separated and subdivided for your convenience.

So, here we go: Class actions, professionalism, Ken Lay, Sarbox, Blawg Review, and last but not least, Nigerian Scams for law profs.

Item number the Primus: Class actions.

George of George's Employment Blawg posted an interesting rant a while back that Class Actions Encourage Greed (Feb. 10, 2005)...


Item number Duo: Professionalism.

Following on with the topic of class actions, we come to the story of a Particularly Bad Day before an Appellate Panel. Sometimes oral arguments go well. Some days, you're the pigeon. Some days, you're the statute. [sic]

The news sources were full of coverage the other day about the Wal-Mart oral argument before the Ninth Circuit on their appeal of the decision by the judge to permit the class to be certified. (L.A. Times, Aug. 9, free registration may be required)

The most exciting part of the argument (I gather) was ...

Item number Treo: Ken Lay and Sarbox

Two important things I became aware of after the round of scandals and stock devaluations and company bankruptcies and manager indictments resulting from the late-90s-early-2000s tech stock bubble:

Kenneth Lay. George W. Bush's friend and campaign donor "Kenny-Boy" Lay was the toast of Houston, until his company (Enron) became a synonym for "fraud" - now Kenny's almost toast himself, although the civil suits are still pending as far as I know and he has thus far escaped indictment on criminal charges. Although Enron itself went through a massive (but not the largest; others have followed in its ignominious footsteps) bankruptcy in late 2001, it was its accounting firm Arthur Andersen which was criminally indicted, and eventually the resulting conviction was overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court based on the jury instructions, which I discussed in passing here. Ken Lay is popularly thought to be a sort of Pinochet, an Evil Man who has Escaped Prosecution because he has Powerful Friends, which may be unjust as to his character, as I'll discuss below.

Sarbanes-Oxley, known as Sarbox, or even SOx. The S-O Act was a "response," in the sense that the Spanish-American War was a "response" to the explosion of the Maine: it followed chronologically after, and was justified on the specious theory that one had to do with the other. In fact, Sarbanes-Oxley tightens up many areas of corporate governance and requires strict reporting and verification by CFOs and CEOs - but not necessarily in ways that would have prevented the Enron and Worldcom fiascoes.

Treo the first: Ken Lay


Treo the second: Sarbox.

Professor Bainbridge (who accused various folks of "shooting from the hip" in their quick responses to the Disney case, an accusation which Larry Ribstein (see Treo the First, above) denies here) weighs in on the Sarbox "debate" (which seems to consist mainly of SOx-bashing by professional managers and by interested law or economics professors).

In Bartlett on Sox, Prof. B points out an interesting piece by Bruce Bartlett at Real Clear Politics, which accuses SOx of "holding back the market"...


Item number the Quattro: Blawg Review.



Item number the last: Nigerian Scams for Prawfs.

A Prawf is of course a law prof, by analogy with blawg = law blog. See prawfsblawg for more on that. :)

A hilarious post on Congomerate (theconglomerate.org) involves an enterprising person,

As always, I can promise certain things about the future:


  • the Scalia megapost is still in the works! Projected completion date: when it's done.


  • I've got other posts in the works, on Oaths [update: it's now available] and on Gay Marriage, although the first is more fleshed-out than the second.


  • I will be posting in the future about Class Actions (I haven't squeezed that stone dry yet), about Linguistics (much more coming here; in fact, one post on the ugly word Niggardly might be up soon), and about Other Things. As always, remind me if I haven't come through with a promised post, and I'll get back on it.


  • Finally, I will shortly lay out the actual purpose of this blawg, what my project is, and why you should care. Right now this thing is fairly undirected, and you may not be able to see what I'm getting at. There is rhyme to the unreason.



As always, my former blawg can be found at Unused & Probably Unusable (mark one) and its index is also available.

Related Posts (on one page):

  1. Mea culpa: a post dedicated to Ted and Walter of Overlawyered
  2. Thursday mega multi-post: Class actions, professionalism, Ken Lay and Sarbox, Blawg Review, Nigerian Scams for law profs
  3. Class actions: why certification makes or breaks a case
  4. Two great Overlawyered posts - Stupid Lawyer Tricks, and Class Action Auctions
Mea culpa: a post dedicated to Ted and Walter of Overlawyered
I owe an apology